Fucking War
I know this started out as a Game, but it's starting to feel much like a volunteer Job. We raid almost every night of the week and I used really enjoy it until my libido started making formal complaints. Our major raids, the ones that include 40 participants, are normally being scheduled on the weekends, which limits my time to 2 weekends a month~not really the greatest for being able to contribute on a continuous basis. Normally, my kids are with me every other weekend, which I really enjoy, but there's just no freaking way I could manage a 4 hour raid in addition to making sure they stay out of trouble...no way.
Lately, I feel like I'm being penalized for not being available as much as I could be. Let's do some math shall we?
4 weeks are in a month...Which leaves me with 2 weekends per month to partake in weekend raiding...Plus my libido which demands that females must be propositioned on any time I have away from my kids (approximately 1.5 weekends per month)...and that leaves me with roughly .5 weekends to spend raiding with my 'nerdren' (Nerd Brethren). This officially puts me in the 'casual' gamer category. I guess I can live with this...maybe I should just find something else to do with my spare time?
In conclusion, perhaps this means that I need to take a break from doing it so much. An earlier thread pointed out what I used to do before I started gaming heavily, but I still haven't really figured out what I can do to make up for that time.
Exercise for the libido
Unfortunately, I don't mean I'll be exercising my libido in the visible future. I meant that I feel I need to go out and get much needed exercise. If I am to attract a worthy female, I think it would help to atleast show that I'm in prime breeding condition. The confidence I feel right now is rather limited and I believe that getting into shape will give me something to get my mind off of not getting laid.
One-track mind
Let's do some roleplaying, but this time, we'll leave the Nylon ropes and blindfold for another time.
Try to imagine being completely occupied with Sex for approximately 90% of your conscious time. You're awake, you see birds...you think 'sex with English Women'. You hear a car drive by, you think 'Road-head'. You hear about someone's funeral, you think, 'sex in a coffin is almost too kinky...almost.'. You talk to your friends about the recent Ball game, you think, 'Up to your balls in hot sweaty sex'. You're probably starting to see a pattern here...welcome to my fucking world!
Personally, I think it's because I started having sex at such a late age. It could also be that I had a twin sister that liked to invite her Soccer friends over to use the pool so often, but I'm not gonna go pointing fingers. See how easily I digressed from talking about outright fucking flame-war to soccer girls? Yes, I probably could use a good shrink...maybe she's got a comfy couch?
I know this started out as a Game, but it's starting to feel much like a volunteer Job. We raid almost every night of the week and I used really enjoy it until my libido started making formal complaints. Our major raids, the ones that include 40 participants, are normally being scheduled on the weekends, which limits my time to 2 weekends a month~not really the greatest for being able to contribute on a continuous basis. Normally, my kids are with me every other weekend, which I really enjoy, but there's just no freaking way I could manage a 4 hour raid in addition to making sure they stay out of trouble...no way.
Lately, I feel like I'm being penalized for not being available as much as I could be. Let's do some math shall we?
4 weeks are in a month...Which leaves me with 2 weekends per month to partake in weekend raiding...Plus my libido which demands that females must be propositioned on any time I have away from my kids (approximately 1.5 weekends per month)...and that leaves me with roughly .5 weekends to spend raiding with my 'nerdren' (Nerd Brethren). This officially puts me in the 'casual' gamer category. I guess I can live with this...maybe I should just find something else to do with my spare time?
In conclusion, perhaps this means that I need to take a break from doing it so much. An earlier thread pointed out what I used to do before I started gaming heavily, but I still haven't really figured out what I can do to make up for that time.
Exercise for the libido
Unfortunately, I don't mean I'll be exercising my libido in the visible future. I meant that I feel I need to go out and get much needed exercise. If I am to attract a worthy female, I think it would help to atleast show that I'm in prime breeding condition. The confidence I feel right now is rather limited and I believe that getting into shape will give me something to get my mind off of not getting laid.
One-track mind
Let's do some roleplaying, but this time, we'll leave the Nylon ropes and blindfold for another time.
Try to imagine being completely occupied with Sex for approximately 90% of your conscious time. You're awake, you see birds...you think 'sex with English Women'. You hear a car drive by, you think 'Road-head'. You hear about someone's funeral, you think, 'sex in a coffin is almost too kinky...almost.'. You talk to your friends about the recent Ball game, you think, 'Up to your balls in hot sweaty sex'. You're probably starting to see a pattern here...welcome to my fucking world!
Personally, I think it's because I started having sex at such a late age. It could also be that I had a twin sister that liked to invite her Soccer friends over to use the pool so often, but I'm not gonna go pointing fingers. See how easily I digressed from talking about outright fucking flame-war to soccer girls? Yes, I probably could use a good shrink...maybe she's got a comfy couch?
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