I want my California Sun back
Dear Glowing Mass of Incandescent Gas (Sol),
Although I complained in the past of your obnoxious brilliance, I am reconsidering my request to have you take an extended leave of absence. I would really like to have you back now that the rains have thoroughly soaked California. I think the ground would even agree that you've let this kind of shit go on for way too long...longer than I think should be allowed at this longitude/latitude.
If you don't show up soon, I'm going to move the fuck out of this state and live with the hot hippy chicks in Washington. That is all.
Respectfully,
Tobiwan
Dear Glowing Mass of Incandescent Gas (Sol),
Although I complained in the past of your obnoxious brilliance, I am reconsidering my request to have you take an extended leave of absence. I would really like to have you back now that the rains have thoroughly soaked California. I think the ground would even agree that you've let this kind of shit go on for way too long...longer than I think should be allowed at this longitude/latitude.
If you don't show up soon, I'm going to move the fuck out of this state and live with the hot hippy chicks in Washington. That is all.
Respectfully,
Tobiwan
posted by Tobiwan | 12:37 PM
2 Comments:
Hmm.. Washington?? Not Arizona??
Anyways, the rain should be subsiding now :)
uh.. I think.
Arizona's a far 2nd for me in regards to 'states I'd like to reside'.
As preference, I like to see green lush, forests rather than a sea of brown and perpetual heat waves (well, for only like 9 months of the year).
We get a consistently higher % of precipitation up here in comparison to your neck of the desert.
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