Lists and Lists

I'm writing down some lists because I need to take another inventory of where I am in life. This list is mostly honest without revealing sensitive subjects. Assume if they're not listed, then I either didn't think of them at the time, or didn't think it relevant to mention it, or they don't belong on the list at all.

Here goes...

List of things I need to clear from my conscience (in no particular order):

1. Get my taxes done
2. Get my divorce (yes, I'm a slacker) finalized
3. Register my vehicle
4. Clear my previous tickets (all non-moving violations)
5. Extinguish my debts
6. Move out on my own with one or both children
7. Get a job that challenges/inspires me to succeed
8. Get healthy/eat properly

I believe I need these things resolved (most of them anyway) before I can feel like I have nothing to complain about (trivial concerns would be nice).

Things I want out of life:

1. Find a Woman I can call my own (or a dirty whore if she'll let me)
2. A fulfilling sex life
3. Watch my children succeed
4. Succeed on my own~become self reliant
5. Drive a fuel efficient vehicle
6. Venture into space
7. Travel to Foreign soil and sample their female stock (if 1 hasn't been fulfilled)
8. Have sex in a moving train (but I'd settle for having it on a stationary train too)
9. Retirement
10. Pay for a Holiday/Vacation for my Parents
11. Have something I've written become a house-hold word/name (it's a stretch, I know)
12. Happiness
13. Become a Grandparent (not too soon of course)

This is all I can think of for right now, but I'll probably add to it later if something else comes up.

The Things I have

1. A filthy mind
2. Children blessed with Intelligence and a Sense of Humor
3. an ammicable relationship with my childrens' mother
4. Parents, Family, and friends who care about me
5. my health (for now)
6. a good sense of humor
7. a car that works (for now)
8. a roof over my head
9. a steady libido
10. a steady job (I dislike only a lot)

I'll add to this later when I'm not so eager to get the hell outta here. Ciao!