Yes, that's me...

in your rearview mirror, laughing and pointing at you. Yes, you...the nerd in the Green Subaru. Honestly, I have nothing better to do other than shifting between gear1 and gear 2 while we're all imprisoned in the same freeway jail.

Seriously dude, I've watched you change lanes 10 times in the last .25 miles. I know you saw me mocking you the first time you switched lanes to get around me and then found yourself 2 cars behind me. I am, however, very impressed that you didn't honor me the one fingered salute in response to my laughing and pointing. Likely, I would be upset if I saw someone laughing at me for doing something like this. Not that I would ever waste my time changing lanes when we're travelling 15 miles per hour on a busy highway.

You seem to think this is getting you somewhere, but I've got other news for you...It's all an illusion.

Thank you, that is all.