Random things to share

My son really wanted to tell me about an item in Warcraft one evening and I really wasn't interested to hear about it, even telling him, 'C, I really don't want to know!'. He accepted this and went to bed shortly thereafter. Now before you say "Oh Tobi, how could you fucking say such a thing to your child?", I think you should spend some time with any 13yr old boy totally obsessed with a computer game and then tell me you're still interested in everything he has to say. Nuff said.

Anywho, back to my story...

I wake up the next morning and as I'm walking by the boy to head to the shower, he wakes up from his dead sleep and blurts out the statistics of the item he was so desperate to tell me about the previous evening. I stood there in shock staring at him wondering, 'Is my kid a little obsessed?' Maybe a little bit, but he's like that. His neurosis is not unlike mine where we'll obsess over obscure details or events that we percieve to have made an impact on us. This is something I accept about myself, but I feel for him in that he still has a long way to go to learning how to 'let things go'.

Fuck July...

July is over and I'm so relieved that I survived the hell that was my job. As I mentioned, I was the only one in my department which can often be overwelming. It was everything I thought it would be and more. I only wanted to quit roughly twice a day and the idea of becoming a landscaper only clouded my judgement on a few occasions. My sleep sucked and I'm still super glad to have my coworker back (from Vacation).

Crazy has another name...

I have decided to name my delusional coworker 'Loca' because calling her 'Crazy' would be like calling the Pacific Ocean a puddle. You'd think nothing surprises me anymore, but nope, I'm constantly being reminded that the only thing you can expect from people of this crazy level is the unexpected!

Crazy chicks are rumored to be outstanding lovers and I can't help wondering what the sex must be like with Loca. In reality, however, that's as close as I'll get to putting my penis in her. I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy enough to find out.

I'm a pirate

This weekend, I downloaded a ton of music and also some episodes of BattleStar Galactica. It's nice to have a refreshed musical library so I don't have to listen to the same playlist. I'm sure my partner in crime 'Kitty' will appreciate that.