A dish best served cold

It's now my duty to pass along a very amusing story about a stolen phone and the steps the owner's friend takes to make sure justice is served. It's very long, but I promise that you will be cackling along the way. Having a myspace account will probably help for the visual aids, but even if you don't, the story itself is quite entertaining.

Enough babbling, you've got reading to do (if you care to do so I mean).