Genetic Mutation Proposal

Biochemists, Microbiologists, Geneticists, lend me your ears and opposable thumbs for just a moment please. For reasons of improving the Human race, I propose that you all get together and work on mutating our genetic code to include the following upgrades:

• The male gender requires the implementation of 'on-demand' ESP to avoid further interpersonal disturbances.
• As the Baby Boomers approach the golden years, the necessity for replacement limbs and organs (among other things) becomes imperative. My momma needs a new body, please help her fix it and move onto enjoying being a grandparent again. This is your highest priority.
• Attempt to locate and remove the flawed intelligence gene.
• Install a functional libido killswitch in the Male gender since the Females already have one.
• Create an adapter allowing people to plug a cell phone into their head so they don't slow down to 20 under the speed limit for proper 'chit-chat' velocity.
• Increase the level of desire to breed in Females under the age of 30.
• Offer the option to women to have their menstrual cycle disabled indefinitely.

Anyone else have any requests while I've got the nice futuristic scientists at my disposal?