Some guy emailed me a list

And I took the most memorable ones to share with you all. Out of a list of 60 'Murphy's Laws of Sex', here's what I think are most applicable to reality:

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
3. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
4. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
5. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
6. No sex with anyone in the same office. - gawd, I think I am very well aware of this one.
7. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
8. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
9. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
10. Virginity can be cured.
11. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. - I think the same could be said for when husbands understand their wives.
12. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
13. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
14. Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
15. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
16. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
17. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night — Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
18. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness
19. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
20. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly. A very true statement Murph.
21. Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
22. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
23. Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
24. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
25. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
26. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
27. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
28. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.38.
29. Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
30. Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.
31. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
32. Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
33. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
34. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
35. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
36. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
37. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
38. Love comes in spurts.
39. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
40. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. - This isn't related to sex, but I liked it enough to share it.
41. Don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.
42. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
43. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
44. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Hopefully you are all having a nice morning/evening. I had hoped the spammers would take a day off and let me goof off in peace, but alas, they gotta make their dime somehow.