Things that suck (in no particular order)
- Cars, namely when they require maintenance.
- Cars when they're broken down.
- Vacuums
- Having to look up the word 'Vacuum' because no matter how you spell it, it always looks wrong.
- Being required to take inbound phone calls in the Support Industry all...day...long.
- Being stuck at work while you mull over how you're going to get to work while your car is broken.
- Taking more time off for work to get said car serviced.
- My last sexual fling (emphasis on the sucking part).
- Cold Showers (when you neglect to pay your gas utility).
- Messy, stupid breakups where it's not clear why they left you.
- Speaking with Moronic Network Administrators who get paid double your salary and still don't know how to use anything but a 'Mac'.
- Being patronized by Moronic Network Administrators who only does it to hide his idiocy from his Boss.
- Public Transportation in the Bay Area, California.
- Soft Porn
- Outsourced Technical Support (residing in another country).
- Elmo (he just does)
- Dipshits that can't drive and talk on the phone at the same time.
I'm sure I'll think of more things to add later. Can't wait for this fucking day to end.
- Cars, namely when they require maintenance.
- Cars when they're broken down.
- Vacuums
- Having to look up the word 'Vacuum' because no matter how you spell it, it always looks wrong.
- Being required to take inbound phone calls in the Support Industry all...day...long.
- Being stuck at work while you mull over how you're going to get to work while your car is broken.
- Taking more time off for work to get said car serviced.
- My last sexual fling (emphasis on the sucking part).
- Cold Showers (when you neglect to pay your gas utility).
- Messy, stupid breakups where it's not clear why they left you.
- Speaking with Moronic Network Administrators who get paid double your salary and still don't know how to use anything but a 'Mac'.
- Being patronized by Moronic Network Administrators who only does it to hide his idiocy from his Boss.
- Public Transportation in the Bay Area, California.
- Soft Porn
- Outsourced Technical Support (residing in another country).
- Elmo (he just does)
- Dipshits that can't drive and talk on the phone at the same time.
I'm sure I'll think of more things to add later. Can't wait for this fucking day to end.
8 Comments:
Sounds like your day is going about as good as mine.
Hate to say this, but look at the bright side, at least you got a bonus to pay (or help to pay) for the car troubles...sorry, that is me, I try to find the silver lining.
But then if you go read my blog, you see me bitching too...go figure...just ignore most of what I say...lol
Bitch away!! We need it to equal out the happy folks!
I want to add to the list:
-Dumbasses that leave clothes in piles WRONG SIDE OUT in the dressing room floor.
-Three year olds that refuse to potty train.
-People that say "waitress" instead of "server". (My roomie added that one when I said she was a she should be able to add one to here. Apparently I'm not politically correct. :P )
That should read: "..she should be able to add one here because she's a waitress"
:P
My word verif: xmobja.
That cracks me up for some reason.
OG? Are you saying Im too happy?!?! :)
Cars, vacuums and soft porn do fucken suck. big time!
i cant wait for today to end ... hope your week got better and friday has less patronising and more sexual flings.
Yep, roll on the fucking weekend!
Go see 300, you'll feel better...
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