Another Career Change

As some of you have already predicted, the life of a Salesperson is not turning out to be as awesome as first date sex. Not even 'been-dating-for-a-month-sex' level (although in contrast, if I had to wait that long to have sex with a female I was dating, it might be close to atmospheric level Orgasms). But I digress.

It's not that I have any problems pitching the products, but I think I provide them (prospective clients) a little bit too much information (as my Manager tells me). I believe he's right about everything (and it's good to massage his ego to further keep him off my ass) he's coached me on so far.

After applying these coaching tips, I am still seeing a seriously tragic flaw: Me. It's my personality that is impeding my success. I'm waaaaay too over-analytical and I have this thing called 'morals'.

Dropped the bomb

A few days ago, my Manager confronted me and asked me for a reason on my poor performance lately. I couldn't lie to the man's face...I had to tell him that I've been faking this for weeks now and that Sales just isn't the career I had hoped it would be. The relief is overwhelming, moreso than I ever thought it would be. If I didn't have to start looking for another job ASAP, I would be completely at peace with the world (maybe a cold beer would go nicely with it!).

I can't believe how relaxed I feel...it's testament to how much I really hated my job. That's right...I said job because that's all it was to me. The pay is great, but that's about all that's great about it.

Because nothing is ever easy

In light of my situation, I've atleast walked away from this with a positive outlook. Much like I did with my former Marriage, I knew what kind of women I wanted and wouldn't settle for anything less. The same could be said for my career and this will help me weed out anything I know I wouldn't like.

When I do finally get into the interview chair, my enthusiasm will be genuine and I have faith that it will make all the difference. Wish me luck on my job search(again)!