Why do I bother?
This afternoon, I opened up my email and noticed~holy shit! 46 Emails from Myspace. Have the gods finally blessed me with an endless supply of slutty girl-meat? Why yes...I think...it might...just be an annoying fucking bot.
I guess this means that I need to completely lock down my profile so nobody is allowed to contact me. Which is cool since I only use it to keep in touch with people I knew in the past. It certainly doesn't deter from how annoying it is to delete all those emails.
Reader of Smut
Lately, I have been reading an excess of smut on the web. It certainly hasn't helped calm my libido. Check out literotica.com for some really delicious smutty stories. Sure there's no substitute for the real thing, but it's amazing how much release one can achieve after reading something to stimulate the mind (and other parts that require blood).
I forgot what I was going to write about since I'm pre-occupied with tales of forbidden lust. That's all for now unless you want to recommend any good smutty stories.
This afternoon, I opened up my email and noticed~holy shit! 46 Emails from Myspace. Have the gods finally blessed me with an endless supply of slutty girl-meat? Why yes...I think...it might...just be an annoying fucking bot.
I guess this means that I need to completely lock down my profile so nobody is allowed to contact me. Which is cool since I only use it to keep in touch with people I knew in the past. It certainly doesn't deter from how annoying it is to delete all those emails.
Reader of Smut
Lately, I have been reading an excess of smut on the web. It certainly hasn't helped calm my libido. Check out literotica.com for some really delicious smutty stories. Sure there's no substitute for the real thing, but it's amazing how much release one can achieve after reading something to stimulate the mind (and other parts that require blood).
I forgot what I was going to write about since I'm pre-occupied with tales of forbidden lust. That's all for now unless you want to recommend any good smutty stories.
posted by Tobiwan | 6:04 PM
2 Comments:
I don't know about stories, but I've heard Youporn.com is nice. :)
I have a myspace. I'm only 29 there. hehe.
*smirk* You could totally pass for a 20+yr old.
I try to stay away from watching Porn~with roommates in the vacinity, it's way too weird.
In the past, it's always been a little awkward to watch Porn with my friends. *shrugs* It would definitely be cool to watch it with a female tho...a shame my ex wasn't really into it.
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