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I've spent hours trying to write 'about me' so I just gave up and you'll have to figure this out for yourself. Thanks for stopping in anyway!

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Didn't you get the memo?
I thought we were pretty much through, but I guess I was wrong. Maybe I should've really said all those things to you about our unrequited friendship. Now you're back sounding like you still want to be pals. Neat. Maybe you'll figure out that I erased everything about you (but the memories). I wont tell you why because it's all been in my head.

Maybe you would've also figured out how much of a nutjob I can be. And I can't help but still be attracted to you. It's too bad I have no idea if you feel the same, then again, maybe I just don't want to know (of course I want to fucking know!). You're a pretty cool chick, but you didn't contact me as much as needed. It's pretty simple, and sounds kinda desperate, but it's the truth. I felt like I was doing all the work to keep us cozy, so I figured you weren't interested and there you have it. And I acknowledge that you may not have been aware of my intentions. Not your fault. Again, nutjob, this guy.

The solution is simple: dial it down a few notches. Patience and discipline are two traits that always need work. Being impulsive and a victim to my own inner dialogue, makes it very hard to practice said traits.
I really don't remember where I was going with this....

Which means this is all the energy I'll spend on this trivial situation...for now.

Friday, July 02, 2010

My Firm Thighs
are something that have been on my mind lately. I ride a bike every day, so it's not uncommon for me to feel some sort of burning sensation in my burley thighs. I'm starting to see a pretty significant change in the shape of my legs, so maybe the ladies of the world will notice? Regardless, I will continue pedaling towards a goal of attracting a mate through pure superficiality.

A great side-bonus is that I get to explore my region at a slightly higher rate of travel. I suppose this is an exciting perk you attain by riding a bicycle at break-neck speed. I wear a helmet too, for those of you that are curious.

I used to cruise around my 'hood' when I was a youngster on my bike. I didn't realize, at the time, that this would be something I would enjoy as an adult as well. It's the very feeling I get when I ride my bicycle in and out of the urban life I behold at this time in my life.

I'm now wanting to get my kids' bikes ready for daily use as it will be a great contribution to our adventures. Both of my children have expressed interest in riding, so I think this will be a great outlet for them during the summer months.

Where am I going with this? Wherever the hell we choose.